From an editorial in the local paper:

“Now, let me get this straight: Because President Obama, after a landslide victory one year ago, has not been able to solve the problems and concerns facing our nation — concerns exacerbated by eight years of lies, assaults on our legal system, secret and illegal decimation of our privacy and civil rights “bring it on” wars instead of developing diplomacy and a financial crisis unparalleled since the Great Depression — Americans are supposed to rebel and turn to the Republican Party”

Either/Or

How about a third choice?

Conservative (stop consuming so much)
Progressive (Marriage is between two individuals who love each other)

Conservative (the right to self-defense)
Progressive (you don’t have to be a tree hugger to appreciate nature)

The Progressive Conservative Party (always PC)